Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
olympicanada:

The Canadian Olympic Team twitter is getting cheeky. (x)

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed